Standing is an issue.
Sitting for too long isn’t an option.
Lying down too often is not agreeable.
Oh, lovely bones, what are you up to today?
Why do you groan and creak all day long?
You make me long for a lengthy quiet slumber.
I yearn for deep sleep that will make me numb.
I need to rest from this load that makes me lumber.
Why did you make me your target?
Rheumatism, you tear my abode asunder.
I consent to your demands, so please release me and let me be.
The future of my articulation is in danger if you continue to plunder.